WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS COMMERCIAL? WHY IS THIS GOLDFISH PURPLE?!?

I have had...impure thoughts!! So here we are with another dingle from friday five.

1. What is your favorite type of literature to read (magazine, newspaper, novels, nonfiction, poetry, etc.)?
PORN! Well poetry can be really cool if it's like...good metaphorical deep poetry, but sometimes it just is..annoying. Kinda like all that teenage poetry which is full of STUPIDNESS and should all BURN!! But I guess I'd probably have to say fictional novels cuz I like getting into them. Yup.

2. What is your favorite novel?
I really liked One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Silence of the Lambs...so probably one of those.

3. Do you have a favorite poem? (Share it!)
I don't think I do, but wait!! Porphyria's Lover by Robert Browning I kinda liked. (The plain text version can be seen here.)

4. What is one thing you've always wanted to read, or wish you had more time to read?
Just for the sake of saying I have, I kinda wanna read the Bible, but I don't think I'd ever make it through it without throwing hissy fits. I also want to read the dictionary cover to cover. If you've never played with a dictionary, they're a lot more fun than you probably think!! I've learned some interesting words that way :). That's how I first learned what a succubus was..and then made a screenname out of it! WOOHOO!

5. What are you currently reading?
Yeah, uh, nothing. Unless you wanna count the five million books for school. Yeah I guess you can say I don't have the time or self-discipline to read for pleasure anymore. Lo siento.