Have you ever fucked a giraffe? I have...and let me tell you it wasamazing.

I always found giraffes attractive in a sexual sense. I never cared to concern myself much with their personality or level of intelligence. I wasn't interested in making good conversation with a giraffe...I just wanted to fuck a giraffe, simple as that.

So one day in the summer of '86 when I couldn't take the inner suffering and abstinence any longer, I took the advice of one of my good friends and went to see this guy Joe. Joe knew quite a few giraffes from around the way and promised to set me up with a 32 footer from northern Zimbabwe. As you probably can guess, I grew very excited with thoughts of the actual culmination of me fucking a giraffe. So I went to meet Jamonda.

Jamonda was beautiful. The most beautiful giraffe I had ever seen. I had to have her right away. We went to a tree in a far off location and I began my journey inside a giraffe.

After about an hour of sensual kissing and licking, Jamonda gave me head. It was very good head...the kind of head...well, the kind of head a giraffe would give. Soon after that, it was time.

I laid Jamonda up (giraffe's fuck standing up) and began to slowly dry hump her. Soon she whispered in my ear something in giraffe...that I knew meant.."put it inside". The moment had arrived.. the moment I had waited for ever since I was a 6 year old school boy watching National Geographic, on video, in my room, under my blanket. I maneuvered it in....

Boy let me tell you what a disappointment! I don't know, maybe it's just me or something but that giraffe's pussy was incredibly large. What the fuck...no one said anything about THAT.

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