I have peroxide-flavored precum on my teeth. How cool am I?

DOh! I think I was doing something! I just..don't know what!

Sour grapes.

It's snowing...and th wind is going all crazy.

I got four hours of sleep last night.

I dreamt of my roommate sleeping.

I should really be working.

I miss my kitty.

I want the Alice soundtrack.

I hate Sundays.

My hands look fake.

It's bright outside.

I want a hug.

I want Chrispy to come back.

I'm in the mood to paint.

I'm listening to Downthesun.

I have no socks on.

My toenails are painted blue.

I'm really cold.

My mom is really cool.

I'm going to go now.

Byebye.