Oh man I just realized I never did any lil bio on me, did I? And I'm bored, so maybe it's a good time to try.

THE EARLY STUFF

I was born in Rhinebeck, NY on October 12, 1984 to my LOVELY parents (despite my dad's horrid perm), Weesa and Thommy. I wuz a whoppin 11lbs 8oz and was so fat I looked oriental. In my opinion I was NOT an attractive baby. At the time, my older brother, Chris, was 18 months old (born on April 21, 1983). We lived in a little house in Rhinebeck where they turned a closet into my room. I slept in a dresser drawer for a while until they got me a crib, and had baths in the kitchen sink. I just had to add that in cuz I think it's hilarious :)

My mumpa (mom) always said I was very quiet and independent as a baby. Sometimes they'd just sit me down and leave me alone for hours with one toy and I'd be fine, which kinda explains why you can sit me down at a computer (my one lil toy) and I'll be fine for hours....days....weeks...months!!! Yeah but it also ended up in me rolling off of the dining room table once...

I got older...and probably before I was a year old we moved to Kingston, NY where I spent my first little year of school! We had an awesome little house and an awesome little family (I thought). Not that I remember much of my childhood, but a few things stand out. My Dad was borderline abusive and Chris and I would always seem to get ourselves in trouble. Actually he would and then I'd follow suit...and get to the belt. Haha I don't think it damaged me or anything...not like I'm going to abuse my kids now cuz I got hit with a belt a couple times, but whatever.

I'm not sure exactly why, but I think because of alcohol problems and my pappy bein a lil ho, my parents separated. Actually my dad left one day and didn't come back for a month, but I'm sure he had his reasons!! So then my mom took us two kids and skedaddled. We moved to Rhinebeck to a lil apartment..we didn't stay in the same apt, but for the next seven years, we lived there!

RHINEBECK

Rhinebeck is this little hick town, but I loved it. In 2nd grade I became best friends with Amanda Bonk, who has the COOLEST last name, and I spent a hell of a lot of time with her. It didn't help that she lived 20 mins away, but we still hung out!! If I remember correctly, elementary school I had quite a few friends, and despite a girl punching me in the stomach for singing a song once, I don't think I really had any enemies!! Fifth grade was AWESOME because we were the rulers of the playground...and I did so many fun things I wish I could go back there.

My brother and I had some issues though cuz we really weren't too fond of eachother. I would kinda instigate fights, but not always!! Then he'd just get all abusive and we'd fight and I'd usually get hurt cuz I was female...but I kicked his ass a couple times!! I was fond of running into my room, slamming the door, and screaming nonstop so he'd stop trying to kick the door down! Haha a couple times my mom couldn't even open it if I was holding it shut. It's like when you're super angry you get those super powers or something!! Anyway, my brother was a bad bad kid and hung out with all the bad bad kids and he was always running away and stuff, so at the beginning of 6th grade I think it was, the courts sent him to live with my daddy in order to get more discipline.

Of course Pappy lived in the biggest drug city around, sooooo that didn't really help him. He did become friends with a hell of a cute neighbor whom I enjoyed staring at ALL the time...aww my first crush!! I saw his penis when I tackled him one time too...it was great! We were like 12 and he was all hairless *giggle*

Chris and I grew closer once he moved away, and actually arranged this secret thing where he was just gonna leave my dad's house one day when my mom came to pick me up at the end of the weekend. OH WAIT I forgot to mention my dad got remarried to Maureen (beeyatcchhhhh) and my mom was heavily datin the guy we lived on top of (so it was kinda like livin together?), Rick.

SPACKENKILL

In 7th grade, I found out some horribly depressing news that I was going to have to move to Poughkeepsie. It's terrible moving anyway, but in the middle of the fucking year in the middle of middle school!! I WAS SOOOOO SAD!! I cried every night for a LONG time...and especially since when I got to the new school I was real shy, felt completely out of place and loserish, and didn't talk to anybody for a long time.

Soon two nice nice people, Stacie (Krammy) and Ashley, befriended me though!! During a little secret santa thing in our English class, I was the only person who didn't participate because I wouldn't know what to get the ppl since I didn't even know names!!! Despite this horrible lil fact, they both got me presents with cheesy notes that said "I like you a lot (for a friend)" I was so happy!! Everyone ate the chocolate that they gave me, but I still have the gorilla with the gingerbread cookie!!

Well we started hanging out at the mall a lot, and that's pretty much it! They did stuff on the weekends when I was at my dad's house and I'd feel all left out and a couple times REALLY jealous, but I got over it :) They were basically my only two friends for the next...uhh lots of years. Looking back I think we were really ridiculously immature and some of the things we did I don't understand, but those days are over and I'd like to consider myself a bit more mature now!

Another thing I don't know really where to place, but I'll just stick it in here cuz it's important to me, but Maureen got pregnant with Brendan (my half bro) when I was 13 and then with Kaylamarie when I was...I dunno a lil bit older! Prolly 14...But they're real cute and my lil preciouses!! So they hafta be in here...I miss the munchkins!!

Once I got to high school, I was still a loser, but I think slowly changing. I got my first pair of bellbottoms! GO ME! ...for some reason that REALLY excited me and I still member they were black Mudd's....ohh and then my music tastes drastically changed from the much-loved Paula Abdul and Mariah Carey (not to mention my unhealthy obsession with the Goo Goo Dolls) to Korn and Slipknot. Still not quite sure how that happened, but I'm glad it did. I might be a hoochie lesbian right now if it didn't!!

I spent like all of my waking hours online or on the phone three-waying Stacie and Ashley while we watched TRL and giggled. This caused me to never do my homework at home, but I still got 90s so it was all good!

In the middle of 10th grade...early on I do believe, Ashely "split up" with Stacie and I. It was a bigass drama that was really hard for me at the time because I didn't understand why or what was going on, and things had been said insinuating that Ashley had never really liked either one of us, but was just too far deep into the relationship to break it off...hmmm....whatever...

Then darling little Chrissy moved in with me. My mom decided to let her live with us because she was going to have to move to Marlboro and that meant she couldn't go to school or something...I don't really remember, but we let her live at our house in my brother's room (he moved out and got an apt in the ghetto!). For the most part, she was a pretty bad influence on me and took me drinking and to meet her little crackhead and crackdealing friends. Needless to say my mom grew to hate her and kicked her out. I've also grown to dislike her, but not hate...

I'm not really sure where this fits in, but when I was 16, I got a job working at Michael's Craft Store. I must say I loved that place...because I did. I miss it like crazy and I think it was really good for my lil social problems, but alas I work there no more!

Senior year of highschool I must say was awesome. I made friends with a hell of a lot more people than I ever have before, I guess just cuz I felt like the freshmen would wanna be friends with me..cuz I was a senior and that's sposta be cool, right?? Anyway I had lots of fun times...Applying to colleges was something I absolutely despised, but I only did it for three so I guess it wasn't that bad.

COLLEGE

Uhhh yup I just finished my first year!! I miss bein' young and all, but I guess at some point we all have to move on...I go to school at Allegheny College in north western Pennsylvania. It's a lil liberal arts school..so we get a "rounded" education..whoopee!! It's really expensive here (a lil over $30,000 a yr) and considering the fact that I don't have much money, that's causing a few problems... but summer will leave me working hard and we'll see.. Although I haven't really made any friends here (YET), I don't want to transfer because I enjoy the whole academic part...and I feel like I've already gotten used to this place and I don't wanna hafta be a 'newbie' again, especially as an upperer classman!! As of now, I'm majoring is psychology and minoring in studio art, but that definitely has room to change. My junior year I wanna study abroad in Australia!!

After Allegheny I can look forward to grad school...and then I don't know. I guess it all depends what kinda career I'm lookin at.

Okay that right there was probably MUCH MORE than y'all needed to know about me, but oh well...mmm if you made it to the bottom...you deserve a high five!!! ^5!!